When I weighed my soul, as many of us did during our self-imposed Judgment day, I found (three years delayed) that business school did not delight me. And then I thought: my favorite food is arrangements.
Today marks the day when the people of Ireland have collectively allayed their fears…
I’ve just rolled a ham and cheese wrap underneath a paper towel with the scandalous guilt of someone who was rolling a blunt.
My mom’s boyfriend Josh said, after coming in from a walk, “Did you wash your hands after the pull-up bar?” He followed with a liberal but hasty…
Forget the DONDA Album. Here’s an essay.
We’re in a car together. I’m driving, my phone is connected to Bluetooth, and my damaged iPhone dongle is practically shooting sparks at you from beyond it’s frayed wire.
You have just finished spewing a passive-aggressive speech on how Tyler the Creator’s song…
I had a decision to make: spend my savings on travel or contribute towards my crippling american debt.
I am worth a total of about $10,000. I have alternative student loans totaling about $35,000, $2,800 of which is interest, and additional Federal Loans that come to about $15,000.
I have…
You have gone on three dates with a person. Suddenly, an urge resonates from in your heart, and you want to text, “I miss you” to them. Should you?
On one hand, you should never put this many “cards on the table” so early in a relationship. It is overwhelming…
I’m standing at a pop-up park on the Upper East Side. I had never met Nicole in-person, but we had a dynamic friendship over Zoom. Three hours from now, I’ll never hear from her again.
I once read my families’ Verizon bill and found that I sent easily over one…
You know this couple. The female partner is stunning, successful and empathetic, while the man she has attached herself to could only be described as “average”. They text each other things like, “just ate today.” And “good job babe.” They are constantly shaping the other person to be more like…
A transcript interview from one of America’s most prominent pyramid networks.
You probably have a friend who consults for Arbonne. Their victims are easy to spot: look for the washed-out Instagram filters, overexposed sundresses, iced coffee in mason jars, or the personal branding of a farmhouse sink.
I was at…
After finishing the Chapter on Life at 3AM, I emailed my college advisor for a leave of absence, sent an ultimatum to my summer job with full knowledge that I would be fired, and then budgeted a trip to Berlin.
I was a swampy mess of negative thoughts. I had…
TWO STORIES OF IGNORANCE IN THE COMMENT SECTION (MY OWN AND OTHERS)
The first TikTok that “blew up” was one I created after reading, “Imaginary Friend”, a book by Stephen Chbosky. In a stroke of (what I thought to be) creative genius, I stood in front of my camera and…
